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penguinni
August 31-2009, 06:56 PM
I got this today. Who needs a Lotto win? :-)


FROM MRS.SUSAN SHABANGU
MINISTER OF MINING
OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA
Tell:+ 27 82 438 7094

Dear Sir/ Madam
Compliments of the day to you, with due respect, trust and humility, I write to you this proposal,
First, let me start by introducing myself as MRS SUSAN SHABANGU, a mother of three children and the Minister of Mining of the Republic of South Africa since May 2009. To date under the auspices of the President of South Africa MR JACOB ZUMA. After due deliberation with my children, I decided to contact you for your assistance in standing as a beneficiary to the sum of US$30.5M (Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) You can view my profile at my (website by clicking (www.info.gov.za/gol/gcis_profile.jsp?id=1066 ) and read about me. THE PROPOSAL, After the swearing in ceremony making me the Minister of Mining, my husband Mr. Ndebele Shabangu died while he was on an official trip to Trinidad and Tobago in 1996.After his death, I discovered that he had some funds in a dollar account which amounted to the sum of US$30.5M with a security and finance institution in South Africa of which I will divulge information to you when I get your full consent and support to go for a change of beneficiary and subsequent transfer of the funds into you a comfortable and conducive account of your choice.

This fund emanated as a result of an over-invoiced contract which he executed with the Government of South Africa . Though I assisted him in getting this contract but I never knew that it was over-invoiced by him. I am afraid that the government of South Africa might start to investigate on contracts awarded from 1990 to date.

If they discover this money in his bank account, they will confiscate it and seize his assets here in South Africa and this will definitely affect my political career in, government. I want your assistance in opening an account with bankers through my banker so that this fund could be wired into your account directly without any hitch.
I am offering you 20% of the principal sum which amounts to US$6,100.000.00 (Six million One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) and 5% will be for any expenses that both of us may Insure in this transaction. And another 5% will go for Motherless babes home. However, you have to assure me and also be ready to go into agreement with me that you will not elope with my fund. If you agree to my terms, kindly as a matter of urgency send me an email.
(susanshabangu0077@gmail.com ) if you want to speak with my Banker that promises to help move this fund out of South Africa to your account, that is fine and okay by me. or any time you want to speak with me then I will give you my private numbers so that we can talk more about the transfer, Please I do not need to remind you of the need for absolute Confidentiality of this transaction.
My regards to your family
Yours faithfully,
MRS. SUSAN SHABANGU
Minister of Mining of the
Republic of South Africa since May 2009
My private e mail address, susanshabangu0077@gmail.com

trailfox
August 31-2009, 07:01 PM
hahaha brilliant :) the trouble some spammers go to :rolleyes:

AndyL
August 31-2009, 07:04 PM
Hah! I've emailed her saying I'll do it for 15% so undercutting you sucka! And I fully intend to elope with the funds, she's a sucka too!

penguinni
August 31-2009, 07:06 PM
You rotta! Think of those motherless babies......

Aul Han
August 31-2009, 08:07 PM
Spam eh? Maybe I should cancel that cheque to Susan...

jacks2ts
August 31-2009, 08:27 PM
I am well informed that Susan lives in Croyden and is know'n as Bernard. :)

Michael
August 31-2009, 11:37 PM
Suggestive surname, maybe get more than the 'funds'. Did you not meet her in D'dee last Thursday night?

benmtbrider
September 01-2009, 12:04 AM
Spam eh? Maybe I should cancel that cheque to Susan...

Cheque?? Surely the easiest and quickest way is to do as I have and hand over not only my credit card details, but also my bank account number!

NiallC771
September 01-2009, 01:04 AM
Fcuking africans :@ I had a bloody run in with them...

Aul Han
September 01-2009, 09:20 PM
Cheque?? Surely the easiest and quickest way is to do as I have and hand over not only my credit card details, but also my bank account number!

Im sure in reality people have done things like this???

In the past year I (could) have won: 3 x Audi A4s, 4 x Audi A3's about 6 x laptops. (I just havent received them yet:rolleyes:) I was gonna just flog them on the classifieds too and get a shiny new bike.

Aul Han
September 01-2009, 09:23 PM
Suggestive surname,

Well spotted...

Michael
September 01-2009, 10:22 PM
Quite.

dj.
September 02-2009, 11:29 PM
''Please I do not need to remind you of the need for absolute Confidentiality of this transaction.''

She picked the right person to confide in.

Darran@BOMB
September 03-2009, 09:39 AM
I got one of those years ago and played along with it for the crack, The dialogue was really funny when i pretended to be interes
ted but asked loads of stupid questions, classic fun

mccreaky2000
September 03-2009, 01:53 PM
We get about 6 of these a day, we got one of these the other day for only US$5m not even worth reading for that little

Lee
September 03-2009, 10:56 PM
''Please I do not need to remind you of the need for absolute Confidentiality of this transaction.''

She picked the right person to confide in.

I think it's ok there has only been 388 views not that many know!!