Your job

[Girvan]

Always wondered what backgrounds people have, so bouncing off the show us yer bike thread heres the show us yer work thread, James you can't play lazy lay-about :p

Il start off with bar-man/eye candy for donegans

[mprules]

Code monkey for a company working with IPTV

[Kona Rab]

I work in Shorts as a Tool design engineer.

[thetrailbuilder]

James you can't play lazy lay-about :p


LOL you twat

[monty]

anyone want to employ me? ;)

[mark]

I'm a carpenter and I wear jeans

[Lwatson]

I'm a Tool design engineer, working beside Rab down in Shorts.

[chucky]

I'm a Tool design engineer, working beside Rab down in Shorts.

I did some work experiance in that section a few years back. The offices where up above the production area.

Bloody nice cafeteria!!

Im a student - electronic & software engineering.

[ST Colin]

I'm a "technical sales engineer". Sell factory automation equipment.

[chris_the_sham]

territory manager for veterinary pharmaceutical company

[Lee]

Lorry driver + crane operator

[Tiff]

Student - Mechanical Engineering

[chris_mcl]

Full time Rowing Coach and Personal Trainer

[Kel]

Facilities Manager

[Girvan]

Should also mention I'm an art student hence signature

[AndyL]

Engineering officer for a large gas company. I try to stop things going bang.

[G-kenny]

Graphic artist for www.biglolly.com

[NiallC771]

Student. GCSE's atm.

[keyserni]

Architecture student plus I work in Winemark to pay for my crazy printing bill and I do some freelance stuff as a graphic designer.

[Feazel]

Student - Agricultural Engineering (finish in 6 weeks)

in the holidays I'm a tractor/combine driver and have worked all over the UK, in NZ and Sweden and I'm of to do it in OZ in october :cool:

[midgit]

Student - AS Levels

[MrNuts]

Area Manager (Ireland) for a major european tractor manufacturer

[simon]

bike shop monkey, always been in sales of some sort, bikes, cars or food

[PeteMcD]

Graphic Designer

[a2themfk]

Mechanical technician - Northern Ireland Railways

[ryan]

Banking fatcat/bastard

[GpAevo]

Personal Trainer and MTB Guide/Coach when the weather is nice

[After_You]

Vending/coffee machines and a serviced office.

[Michael]

Technical Sales Rep for wastewater/drinking water treatment chemicals, all Ireland.

[trailfox]

Sales rep/Yard manager, depending if the boss is in :-)

student aswell.

Liking the site btw Graham!

[Conor]

GIS/GPS manager for a surveying company.

[Aidso]

IT Consulatant/Developer

[rochey]

Surveyor

[Donncha]

Psychology lecturer

[Dee205]

Pornstar..

[DaddyKool]

Professional Recruiter of senior financial professionals by Day,

Dad of a gentleman’s family by night,

A skilled mountain biker who is fast, skilled, laughs as he tail whips over road gaps, one handed and fit enough to run 5 miles as a warm down before I take off in my Maserati, while I dream!

But reality hits I am ok at mtb on any given Sunday when I am aloud out in the Volvo :D



NB I think I am funny :alcohol:

[beechill_banty]

UNIX & HA Cluster Architect for yank software firm.

[gaulty]

Electrician, CCTV, alarms, audio, etc etc.

[chris_the_sham]

Area Manager (Ireland) for a major european tractor manufacturer

oooo klaas?

[Feazel]

well seeing he can't go to prodigy as he's of to Germany I'm gonna guess Deutz, although I suppose you could count Deere as a European manufacturer as they make a fair amount at Manheim

[Zig]

Lambo ?

oh, I do IT cack

[Feazel]

although do you count Lambo and deutz seperatly or are they all a part of SDF these days? wahay the culchies are taking over the forum haha

[Scoobster]

Apple Mac Operator for a newspaper company & Sound & Light Technician (now working for a major nightclub)

[Steveb]

I don't think I have a job.

[tinkerhil]

Stevedore Tug driver loading RORO ships in warrenpoint harbour...
Dad of four and local bike buider ;)
I live in a cave :p

[baz]

Manufacturing engineer for GE. I specialise in photoacoustic spectroscopy.

[van donk III]

I'm a stay at home roadie for all major acts that come through the north and south of ireland, and also a first year graphic design student. Thats some nice work there lads, I may have to question some of you on your practices in the near future. For the moment though, after college I be working at all the ireland festivals. Cant wait for AC/DC!!!

[oldjack]

unemployed coach builder

[Cyclone]

spray painter/ wood finisher/ joiner beer drinker ::yikes::

[JAC]

Another coach builder

[keyserni]

I don't think I have a job.

Apparently you make coffee yet I've never seen any.

[pwadjo]

Mining geologist and heading to Imperial in London for a MSc in Engineering Geology

[jacks2ts]

I've the best job in the world, I'm a happly retired " 2 years now " House Husband/Stay at home dad :p Can't get any better than that ;)
Thats why i'm up at this time in the morning Putting Luke back into his own bed for the 3rd time tonight and feeding baby GEE " aka Mambo "

[TrixR4kidz]

I make ugly things slightly less ugly.
Illustrator/Graphic Designer/Prepress Operator.

[Steveb]

I make ugly things slightly less ugly

There is a great gag in there, but your one of the few people who are bigger than me, so I'll refrain ;-)

[Con]

Senior Design Engineer for a manufacturing company, currently bored off my rocker due to the recession

[kenny]

Stress engineer: making sure your plane doesn't break.

[After_You]

Kenny you're not in Base are you? I've a mate who works in there and I'm starting to wonder why planes have such good safety records!

[RockHopper89]

Web & database admin/developer in a university department. Same dept as Donncha ^^

[Kel]

Stress engineer: making sure your plane doesn't break.


Oh dear god help us all :D

[ST Colin]

I'm thinking the same, I think i'd rather swim or use public transport on the ground... ;)

[kenny]

Kenny you're not in Base are you? I've a mate who works in there and I'm starting to wonder why planes have such good safety records!

No, not there, but probaly know most people (or heard of them) in there.

No need to worry, I'm very professional ;) (typed during working hours)

[Kel]

Facilities Manager

and face of Real Cycles :D

[Luke]

Professional mountain biker.. I have a lucrative sponsorship deal goin with Real Cycles. I honestly can't remember the last time I paid for a gear cable inner. I'm livin the dream! :D

[pa-system]

Process Engineer in aerospace component heat and chemical treatment

[jonnyboy]

IT Officer for a large US insurance company based in Belfast. I.E. General IT dogs body.

[ciaran-77]

Code Monkey. I write code that controls the video decoders on all your fancy sky+, pvrs and digital tv's

[Steveb]

and face of Real Cycles :D

Face?

[si-f]

Paramedic in Belfast.

Be careful out there !!!

[AndyA]

Firefighter

[si-f]

you mean water baby ;)

[suspectmonkey]

Facilities Manager


and face of Real Cycles :D

Snap, although I will leave it up to folk to guess which one :p

Mind you last time I replied to one of these threads I got a rather abusive PM from a disgruntled forum member...

[Davyb]

IT Monkey for citi

[MrNuts]

IT Officer for a large US insurance company based in Belfast. I.E. General IT dogs body.


IT Monkey for citi



I.T. expert!

Cure 1, Control Alt Delete

If that doesn't work

Cure 2, Switch it off, count to ten then switch back on.

If that still doesn't work.

Cure 3, Buy new computer that doesn't have Vista

[Davyb]

I.T. expert!

Cure 1, Control Alt Delete

If that doesn't work

Cure 2, Switch it off, count to ten then switch back on.

If that still doesn't work.

Cure 3, Buy new computer that doesn't have Vista

Thats about the height of it or motto.

"If in doubt reboot"

[NiallC771]

thats about the height of it or motto.

"if in doubt reboot"

lol!

[monty]

I don't think I have a job.

Pro MTB instructor..


I don't think I'll ever forget how to ride a berm ;)

[mccreaky2000]

Events and tourism student, working for a year in the US

[Aaron]

damp proofing and woodworm specialist

[ross]

Telecom Engineer

[penguinni]

International Man of Mystery

[egghead]

Rocket Scientist with offices in New York, London, Moscow & Moira, but mostly Moira.

[Marky]

Propulsion engineer. I make BIG thingies go 'kin fast!

[sulley]

Formally, highly trained in "Commerical paper conversion" (printer)

Currently, highly trained in "Male image improvement" (barber)

Still in training, "Child improvement overseer" (father)

:D

[Dale11]

Student
Work in Bloomfield Stores and going for work experiance on Bile Works

[trailfox]

Rocket Scientist with offices in New York, London, Moscow & Moira, but mostly Moira.

actually LOLed at this :-) good placement then..

[penguinni]

Ok...I admit I made up the International Man of Mystery bit.

Im a facilities manager.

[Girvan]

Student
Work in Bloomfield Stores and going for work experiance on Bile Works

You certainly got their name right! Not that they annoyed me or anything....

[sawmonkey]

Im a climbing arborist or tree surgeon, fancy names for a tree mangler

[Flatout]

The mad hatter at the tea party at alices wonderland!

[Flatout]

Change places!

[moltryn]

management consultant

[fat slow bloke]

ventilation fitter...very dull :banghead: ((( but im on a contract in a school in scotland/peebles/inners for the next ?????????? mts ))) being forced to stay in the g,tress hotel .... some time,s working can be ****ing CLASS sorry:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Duff]

Programmer Analyst in public sector, currently managing our managed service

and part time ambulance staff - st john

[Farry]

I work for the forestry commission.



only joking.

[Farry]

Im a Biomedical Engineering student though now looking for a job as ive just finished my degree.

[grillpan]

Design Engineer for Kingspan Environmental by day

Gas Boiler fixer for Apache Boiler Services by night.

G

[findhan]

Mechanical engineering student for another 175 hours, 6 minutes...
.......Now.

[Diavolo]

I'm a tower crane driver 230ft up in the air!!! :-)))))

[Cranker78]

student/ up and coming sports scientist

[baldy]

I'm a tower crane driver 230ft up in the air!!! :-)))))

where are you at nowdays then

[Ninja2]

Test Engineer for the Mercedes-Benz F1 outift, and also Engine Engineer / Performance Engineer (drivability) for the McLaren test team.

[trailfox]

aaaand I believe Ninja has just ownd the thread! :-) Class job right there.

[jimjam]

Test Engineer for the Mercedes-Benz F1 outift, and also Engine Engineer / Performance Engineer (drivability) for the McLaren test team.

Aye, you win. Unless any pro mountainbikers happen to post on this thread (with the obvious exception of Luke).


Performance Engineer (drivability) for the McLaren test team.

Does this mean you get to take the current F1 car for a rip round the B roads then drop it back rubbing your chin and kicking the tyres sayin "meh, its got no torque mate and my arse is killin me after them pot holes" or words to that effect?

[Ninja2]

Does this mean you get to take the current F1 car for a rip round the B roads then drop it back rubbing your chin and kicking the tyres sayin "meh, its got no torque mate and my arse is killin me after them pot holes" or words to that effect?

Ummm, sure.... lets say it does ;)

[trailfox]

[wayOT]

Here's one for ye, can you drift an F1 car? Id be interesting to see a couple of million coming around some bits of monza and the like sideways. Bah! The cars are too advanced now, the I think the drivers need to push their handling skills. ;-):D
Id bet the ratings would go up aswell.

EDIT:hold up, ignore that. I need some sleep

[mattias-law]

student doing gcse at minute. want to do something that involves being either in the forest or in the mountains most of the time. i wouldnt be able to sit still for that amount of time if i was in a desk job. it would drive me insane

[Draytek]

Lorry driver + crane operator

For slab?

[Lee]

For slab?

Yes for slab + slat

[Draytek]

Your screename certainly has an interesting inference